Steve Jobs Has AIDS

I saw the interesting article that said NOTHING about Steve Jobs and the "ridiculous" excuse he gave for his weight loss. Let me see, what was it he said? I believe the quote was "a hormone imbalance is to blame for the weight loss that has prompted worries about his health". Riiiigggghhhttt.

I'm putting my money on AIDS.

I went to the trouble of going back and looking at pics of Steve from high school on up until now. This has been a steady decline. Maybe he did have some form of pancreatic cancer, but I even doubt that story. When the pod people get AIDS, if they haven't come out about their sexuality then they talk all this crazy stuff about weight loss and hormones and the flu and deficiencies and whatnot. Rest assured that when you start hearing these stories they have AIDS. I think Freddie Mercury was the last pod person to openly come out when he started losing a dramatic amount of weight and said he had AIDS. But that doesn't happen often.

Steve Jobs is gay and he is dying of AIDS. He's a pod person and he got AIDS, it's expected. If you are raised as a pod person you will be raised (if you are a boy) to be gay. That is all there is to it.

Sound crazy to you? Then do the math and look around you and start adding up the people and what they have died of and what sexuality they were and you will come to the same conclusion unless you are laboring under an extreme case of denial.

Yes, the morons will say "But he is married with 4 children". So what? Alot of gay people are married with children. It isn't like the news isn't full of that today. That means nothing at all. His wife is a pod person too. You know how those marriages work, they are a matter of convenience for both parties concerned. She gets to inherit Apple computers and he gets a beard. Everybody's happy.

The crap that they try to pull over on us.

I figure since Jobs said that he will not be back up to weight until late spring that means that he will probably continue to go downhill and will come out with some other flimsy excuse for the masses and then quietly step down and retire into oblivion. The next thing you know he will be dead and his wife will be a very rich woman. Amazing how the payoff goes for just having to smile and act happy.

See, the pod people never marry outside their own "culture or race" if you will. They can't because they cannot afford to let outsiders in. I mean it does happen that a pod person will lay up with an outsider and then the outsider gets pregnant or gets the pod person (being a female) pregnant. Then you have to deal with that. The offspring are raised as on the surface as "normal". That is usually when they are placed with other families who know nothing about nothing to raise these pod people as "normal individuals", then when the time is right they are "discovered" and the rest is history as it were. Think back to Obama, he was "discovered" by Zbigniew Brzezinski at Columbia University. At least that was the exact term used in the formal statement from Brzezinski.

Look at the Jackson family, they are all pod children an all fucked up as hell too. They aren't normal. Look at Michael, he is quite insane. Trying to recreat himself as Peter Pan? Everyone knows he is gay and has an incredible, uncontrolled appetite for boys. But he wasn't meant to go to jail. But you can rest assured that he is somewhere where he can have all the little boys he wants without the media and nosy people messing things up for him. He is outside the country, probably in India or Dubai.

LaToya can't decide if she is white or black, married or not. She danced at a strip club but wouldn't take her clothes off, that started a riot with the customers. Janet is just as screwed up. The Super Bowl fiasco should have proven that and the weird marriages she has had and all the body piercings she talks about and having herself photographed nude in the back yard and claiming it was paparazzi invading her privacy. Right. She was playing ass bongo's and signifying for the camera. Invasion of privacy my ass. The other brothers are all crazy as well, Randy and Jermaine both have been in repeated trouble for wife beating and I think Jermaine's first wife (daughter of Barry Gordy) was found dead, floating in the swimming pool. But for some reason he didn't go to jail for murder. All quite mad.

Anyway, Steve Jobs is gay and has AIDS. It doesn't get any simpler than that.